To Be DART

njena: i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a...

Fri, 24 May 2013 21:00:27 -0400

njena:

i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells

yearofsound: Love Love Love - Avalanche City

Fri, 24 May 2013 20:03:38 -0400

yearofsound:

Love Love Love - Avalanche City

rurone: justjasper: siamese cats getting really fucking...

Fri, 24 May 2013 19:50:35 -0400

rurone:

justjasper:

siamese cats getting really fucking distressed at their owner being in the shower

“Operation: Save the human from the loud spraying water box of death” is my favorite thing

jimmyjamjimjohn: rubywhiterabbit: One day we’ll be in a Marvel movie, sitting there as something...

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:55:48 -0400

jimmyjamjimjohn:

rubywhiterabbit:

One day we’ll be in a Marvel movie, sitting there as something doesn’t feel right. and as the credits start to roll we’ll know what it is. It will flash up on screen and our hearts will break. “In loving memory of Stan Lee”. There was no cameo in that movie. And there never will be again.

igotyousomethingcasey: So this is what i spend all of today...

Thu, 23 May 2013 02:49:15 -0400

igotyousomethingcasey:

So this is what i spend all of today doing. I decided it would be a wonderful idea to make desktop backgrounds.

i hope these fit.

i listened to Get Away With Murder the whole time. it’s the inspiration for this, even.

Sucre is fun to draw. Batter’s claws, on the other hand, are a pain in the ass.

i’m tired. im going to sleep.

Enjoy these. feel free to use them.

xthe-technical-lyoko-warriorx: squiderpy: squiderpy: I forgot...

Tue, 21 May 2013 13:09:35 -0400

xthe-technical-lyoko-warriorx:

squiderpy:

squiderpy:

I forgot my name was “bitch I might be” on Skype and called a friend

I’m gonna cry if this keeps getting notes. Pleas not another 1k post.

ooc; HAHAHAHAHAHAH OHMYGOD.

october-afternoons: partybarackisinthehousetonight: im going to open a literature-themed...

Tue, 21 May 2013 12:46:38 -0400

october-afternoons:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

im going to open a literature-themed coffee/dessert shop called “Lord of the Pies” and some of the flavor names will be:

the grape gatsby

lime & punishment

the adventures of blackberry finn

the crepes of wrath

the catcher in the pie

war and quiche

around the world in eighty buffets

20,000 leagues under the tea

the call of the wildberry

OPEN IT AND I WILL COME.

brigwife: probablyharrison: my grandma and great aunt have...

Tue, 21 May 2013 12:23:24 -0400

brigwife:

probablyharrison:

my grandma and great aunt have passed this card back and forth every birthday for almost 20 years

AWWWHH

01up: my-disney-mind: disneyfeels: fuckyeahdisneysongs: Call...

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:37:26 -0400

01up:

my-disney-mind:

disneyfeels:

fuckyeahdisneysongs:

Call Me, Beep Me - Kim Possible

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS

THIS

~~I know all the words to this~~

satans-fabulous-blog: morphingly: brightredkettle: are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours...

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:14:23 -0400

satans-fabulous-blog:

morphingly:

brightredkettle:

are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes

with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks

That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.

patchwork murderer: ambassador-of-anguish: shouldertappingghosts: If I was a famous author...

Mon, 20 May 2013 18:33:01 -0400

patchwork murderer: ambassador-of-anguish: shouldertappingghosts: If I was a famous author...:

ambassador-of-anguish:

shouldertappingghosts:

If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story…

yuppadupp: thewholockgames: districteverthorne: what if someone wrote a book and the plot was...

Mon, 20 May 2013 18:09:48 -0400

yuppadupp:

thewholockgames:

districteverthorne:

what if someone wrote a book and the plot was basically amazing and the characters were awesome and at the end of the book, you’re dying to know what happens, all you see is a ripped page and the author actually did it on purpose and you’ll never know what happens because all the other published copies are like that too

calm down satan

Time to play a new game:
Make sure John Green doesn’t find the thing

ghosteh13: voice-of-tartarus: demeaniac: what if with our first clot of air when we are born we...

Mon, 20 May 2013 17:46:35 -0400

ghosteh13:

voice-of-tartarus:

demeaniac:

what if with our first clot of air when we are born we inhale a soul, and every time we breathe out, we squeeze a tiny part of our souls out. would our final breath actually be the very last soul fragment leaving our bodies?

Woah woah wait

you know those things that say “you become like the 5 people you hang out with the most”

that would explain why, because you would actually be inhaling little parts of them over time

Oh my god

alltheselittlethings123: mycroft-queenofcake: llamabutts: omg what if you opened someones blog...

Sun, 19 May 2013 20:05:03 -0400

alltheselittlethings123:

mycroft-queenofcake:

llamabutts:

omg what if you opened someones blog and their background was your face

is that how celebrities feel?

louderdecibelle: koizumim: really though if breasts, butts and legs are so distracting to men, to...

Sun, 19 May 2013 19:42:08 -0400

louderdecibelle:

koizumim:

really though

if breasts, butts and legs are so distracting to men, to the point they cant function

why arent they that distracting to lesbians

and at that point

why isnt the penis bulge and legs not distracting enough to gay men to warrant men being put under the same dress codes

#spoilers: its because its bullshit

SURPRISE SUCKERS!

Sun, 19 May 2013 19:22:44 -0400

ask-sexually-deprived-eve:

EVERYONE WHO REBLOGS THIS GETS A DRAWING

JUST

A DRAWING

NOTHING SPECIAL, WHATEVER I THINK OF WHEN I LOOK AT YOUR BLOG FOR FIVE SECONDS OR SOMETHING LIKETHAY

QUALITY MIGHT RANGE FROM HORSESHIT TO PUKEWORTHY

GO NUTS

-Hugo

whoreisawhoreisawinchester: iguanamouth: i think its funny how there are some actors who played a...

Sun, 19 May 2013 18:56:12 -0400

whoreisawhoreisawinchester:

iguanamouth:

i think its funny how there are some actors who played a role for so long that its almost impossible for me to see them as anything else

and then there are some actors who’ve done so many roles i dont even see them as actors anymore it’s just them as themselves in another movie

and then there are actors who you’re not quite sure what they really look like

SO I WAS DOING THAT POKEMON FUSION THING AND THIS WAS THE FIRST ONE LOOK AT ITS LITTLE BUCK...

Sun, 19 May 2013 17:53:49 -0400

SO I WAS DOING THAT POKEMON FUSION THING

AND THIS WAS THE FIRST ONE

LOOK AT ITS LITTLE BUCK TEETH

IT’S SO CUTE

Evangelion, and why Hideaki Anno hates you

Sun, 19 May 2013 17:46:42 -0400

chirart:

Real talk: if you never actually watched Neon Genesis Evangelion all the way through, everything you know about it is wrong.

Although for that matter, even the people who watched it all the way through are wrong about it.

Let’s talk about the creator: Hideaki Anno, and why he’s happiest when you are angry.

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ilikelookingatnakedmen: ianbrooks: Wire Ear Wraps by Alina...

Sun, 19 May 2013 14:42:03 -0400

Wire Ear Wraps by Alina Iftime / posted by ianbrooks.me

Wire Ear Wraps by Alina Iftime / posted by ianbrooks.me

Wire Ear Wraps by Alina Iftime / posted by ianbrooks.me

Wire Ear Wraps by Alina Iftime / posted by ianbrooks.me

Wire Ear Wraps by Alina Iftime / posted by ianbrooks.me

Wire Ear Wraps by Alina Iftime / posted by ianbrooks.me

Wire Ear Wraps by Alina Iftime / posted by ianbrooks.me

Wire Ear Wraps by Alina Iftime / posted by ianbrooks.me

Wire Ear Wraps by Alina Iftime / posted by ianbrooks.me

Wire Ear Wraps by Alina Iftime / posted by ianbrooks.me

ilikelookingatnakedmen:

ianbrooks:

Wire Ear Wraps by Alina Iftime

You know what your ears are missing? Guitars. And scorpions. Maybe a sea horse. Basically your ears need to feel like they’re in an 80’s rock video, minus the goblet smashing. You can contact Alina at any of the links below for purchasing inquiries or custom designs.

Artist: DeviantArt / Blogspot

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