Or not to be. Whatever.

I am a Rise of the Tangled SuperHetaWhoAvengerLockYuYuStuck Magica Hobbit-ler from El Dorado who currently goes to school at Hogwarts in the Land of Oo.

Art blog in progress, url is tobedart-art.tumblr.com.

 

njena:

i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells

rurone:

justjasper:

siamese cats getting really fucking distressed at their owner being in the shower

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“Operation: Save the human from the loud spraying water box of death” is my favorite thing

jimmyjamjimjohn:

rubywhiterabbit:

One day we’ll be in a Marvel movie, sitting there as something doesn’t feel right. and as the credits start to roll we’ll know what it is. It will flash up on screen and our hearts will break. “In loving memory of Stan Lee”. There was no cameo in that movie. And there never will be again.

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igotyousomethingcasey:

So this is what i spend all of today doing. I decided it would be a wonderful idea to make desktop backgrounds.

i hope these fit.

i listened to Get Away With Murder the whole time. it’s the inspiration for this, even.

Sucre is fun to draw. Batter’s claws, on the other hand, are a pain in the ass.

i’m tired. im going to sleep.

Enjoy these. feel free to use them.

xthe-technical-lyoko-warriorx:

squiderpy:

squiderpy:

I forgot my name was “bitch I might be” on Skype and called a friend

I’m gonna cry if this keeps getting notes. Pleas not another 1k post.

ooc; HAHAHAHAHAHAH OHMYGOD.

xthe-technical-lyoko-warriorx:

squiderpy:

squiderpy:

I forgot my name was “bitch I might be” on Skype and called a friend

I’m gonna cry if this keeps getting notes. Pleas not another 1k post.

ooc; HAHAHAHAHAHAH OHMYGOD.

(Source: deadwwizard)

october-afternoons:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

im going to open a literature-themed coffee/dessert shop called “Lord of the Pies” and some of the flavor names will be:

  • the grape gatsby
  • lime & punishment
  • the adventures of blackberry finn
  • the crepes of wrath
  • the catcher in the pie
  • war and quiche
  • around the world in eighty buffets
  • 20,000 leagues under the tea
  • the call of the wildberry

OPEN IT AND I WILL COME.

brigwife:

probablyharrison:

my grandma and great aunt have passed this card back and forth every birthday for almost 20 years

AWWWHH

satans-fabulous-blog:

morphingly:

brightredkettle:

are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes

with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks

That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.